So we NOW have a motorhome – woo hoo to us!
And one of my first questions to Bob was, “what will we name her?” (note the use of the feminine pronoun). He thought this was pretty silly.
So I persisted. “You’ve had boats – what did you name them?”
“Uhhh . . . I named the Bayliner the Bayliner.”
This was not helpful.
I had drinks with my girlfriends. I’d been thinking about a name on the way down to Orange County and had sortof arrived at “Woody”. My reasoning in my head went like this:
We’re going to be taking her around the country to see America – Woody Guthrie sang a cool song about America called “This Land is Your Land” and that’s a rather cool name – so maybe Woody.
Of course my girlfriends liked Woody but mostly for the sexual reference. Getting a woody. Uhm . . . perhaps asking alcohol fueled middle aged and senior women about this wasn’t such a good idea.
I mentioned the Woody name and my head’s reasoning to Bob – and all he could think of when he hears the name Woody is the reference to . . . you know. When I mentioned Woody Guthrie – well, let’s just say that Woody is out.
Next I thought of Bud. My grandfather’s nickname was Bud. Bud’s a cool name . . . except for the obvious drug reference (okay, full disclosure – my grandfather’s nickname came about during the 1920’s when he was an itinerant musician and yes, I expect that he earned the nickname.) So Bud’s not quite out . . . but fading fast. Unless we want to be known as the PAR-TAY motorhome. Although I’m not opposed entirely, the idea of a bunch of stoned (or drunk) oldsters laying around MY motorhome doesn’t really appeal to me.
You may have noted that in both cases, I’ve managed to change genders from female to male. That’s not coincidental, as the more I’ve been in the motorhome the more it feels masculine. So I think I’m going with that.
Of course, we could just name him “Puddin” and be done with it. It’s a GEORGEtown after all and we all know the nursery rhyme:
Georgy Porgy ‘Puddin and Pie; Kiss the girls and made them cry.
Would love to read some better ideas than what I’ve come up so far . . . feel free to chime right in!